Patrick Christys: Prince Harry portrays himself as some kind of red-headed Dalai Lama - in reality, he’s just a low-rent has-been having a tantrum

The very notion that Harry could criticise the Queen for anything - he’s a man who had everything handed to him on a silver platter and yet did absolutely nothing with it.

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Apparently Prince Harry is ‘going out of his way’ to not criticise the Queen in his upcoming book.

Frankly, I think it’s The Queen who’s going out of her way to not criticise him, not the other way around.

FILE PHOTO: Britain's Prince Harry and Meghan, Duke and Duchess of Sussex, wave as they visit One World Trade Center in Manhattan, New York City, U.S., September 23, 2021. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly/File Photo
FILE PHOTO: Britain's Prince Harry and Meghan, Duke and Duchess of Sussex, wave as they visit One World Trade Center in Manhattan, New York City, U.S., September 23, 2021. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly/File Photo

The very notion that Harry could criticise the Queen for anything - he’s a man who had everything handed to him on a silver platter and yet did absolutely nothing with it.

He had the very best of everything - an elite, world-class education and yet all he could muster was a B in art and a D in geography at a-level - and there are quite strong rumours about how helpful his art teacher was…

The Queen has undergone a lifetime of dedicated service, she has guided this country through its darkest days and done so with dignity, good grace and fortitude.

One of Prince Harry’s greatest achievements is coming second in a game of naked billiards in Las Vegas.

Apparently Harry is earning 14.7 million pounds for this book.

Apparently the Royal Family were shocked to learn that he’s employed a ghostwriter… although given his academic record I imagine it would be much more shocking if he was actually writing it himself.

Apparently Prince Andrew can’t sweat, it turns out Prince Harry just secretes self-pity.

Supposedly this book will outline his difficult relationship with Camilla…Harry, you’re not the only person who’s got a dodgy relationship with their step-mother, mate.

FILE PHOTO: Britain's Prince Harry and Meghan, Duke and Duchess of Sussex, look at each other during a visit to One World Trade Center in Manhattan, New York City, U.S., September 23, 2021. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly/File Photo
FILE PHOTO: Britain's Prince Harry and Meghan, Duke and Duchess of Sussex, look at each other during a visit to One World Trade Center in Manhattan, New York City, U.S., September 23, 2021. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly/File Photo

In fact, that’s actually quite common. Which is ironic because that’s now exactly what he is.

Supposedly this book is going to ‘shake the monarchy to its core.’ You know why I don’t believe that? Because that quote supposedly came from one of Harry’s close friends…and I just don’t believe he has any of those anymore.

This is the Queen’s platinum year, pretty much everyone around the country is going to be celebrating our dear Queen, arguably Britain’s greatest ever woman. We’re all going to be wishing her well. And yet her own grandson is commemorating his Grandma’s landmark by writing a tell-all book supposedly slamming his own family.

What kind of person does that? Seriously. Could you do that to your grandma? I couldn’t.

And I can’t overlook the fact that Prince Harry is actually the opposite of what he keeps telling us all to be. Kind, loving, compassionate, virtuous… he portrays himself as some kind of red-headed Dalai Lama who’s activated a higher level of human consciousness.

In reality, he’s just a low-rent has-been having a tantrum.

Watch Patrick Christys on To The Point, weekdays from 10am on GB News.